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Monday, June 30, 2008

you say you'll call but I know you you say you're coming home but I know you you say you'll call but I know you won't

Yay for going to the movies on Friday night and seeing WALL-E!! Now it's the #1 movie for the weekend box office. But...I don't agree with the following comment:
"'We knew "WALL-E" would be huge, but it's not the same audience as "Wanted,"' said Nikki Rocco, head of distribution for Universal."
because there are people that want to see both movies (specifically me!, but I guess the boy and my 11 y/o brother can be included, too).

Ugh...I hate flossing my teeth!! But I know that if I don't do it, then my oral hygiene is going to suffer. But my mouth is so tiny, that when I floss (the correct way that you're showed in the dentist's office), it causes my teeth to feel all pushed around and sore. Plus, I hate going to the dentist, but my upper left jaw is sore...and not in the same way that it normally feels after flossing. So, I'm thinking that I need to go to the dentist. I just hate going to the dentist because my mouth is so small that no matter how wide I open my mouth, the hygienist constantly tells me to "open wider." It's like, 'hello? my mouth is open as wide as it's gonna get lady. What do you want me to do, unhinge my jaw?' ::sigh:: Anyway...

This totally sums up the boy...
"$2,500 (laptop) minus $0.89 (pad of paper) equals geek."
Give Nerds a Chance is every reason why (and very amusingly written, too) girls should give up "bad boys" and date nerds. I'm already dating a nerd...but sometimes, he can act like a jerk, so maybe he's following the advice of the two sites mentioned in the second (first full) paragraph.

Nothing really all that spoiler-y to mention about Gossip Girl, but it's still a pretty nice picture to look at...

Dr. Pepper wins the auction to be a bridesmaid in her wedding! They decided their marriage was stale and had sex for 101 days, in a row! She's a single mom looking for love and to sell her house...both going to the same person! Three different stages of relationships...but all crazy.

Umm, so back on March 25th, I mentioned something about the inmates of prisons calling Nutraloaf (or Nutri-loaf, depending on spelling) "cruel and inhumane" punishment...but even though I really don't think it's something that could be considered cruel and unusual punishment (thereby violating the 8th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution), there's no way that I would ever consider trying it. ::shudder:: Blech!

Some creepy, crazy men and some crazy, evil kids from Overheard in New York...

And If You Could Hand Over Your Wallet and Jewelry, That Would Be Awesome
Woman, after knocking over and resetting a large display: Hey, was it set up like this before?
Man behind cash register, counting cash: Oh, I don't know, I don't even work here.
-- Duane Reade

Pedro Does Undercover Work for Moms Throughout the Tri-State Area
Mother: Honey, your dress is just too low. I know you don't mean to, but when you wear things that show that much of you, you attract the wrong kind of men.
Scary Mexican man sitting across: Oh honey, you definitely do.
(girl hastily pulls her dress up)
-- 1 Train

Madonna Did Not Heed the Old Hobo's Advice
Hobo: Hello.
Girl: Um... Hello.
Hobo (gives girl some coins and smiles): You look like a nice girl. Don't become a whore.
Girl: Um... Thanks, I guess.
-- 6 Train

Why It's Best Just to Play Video Games with Your Kids
Child #1: Daddy! You'll fall backwards!
Dad: What?
Child #1: You'll fall backwards!
Dad: No, I won't.
Child #2: Or we'll push you!
-- Belvedere Castle

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