Today's Valentine's Day...and my cute, nerdy boy printed out cute, nerdy Valentines for me yesterday. He's a dork. But I mean that in the nicest possible way. Really, I do. It was really cute and sweet of him to do that. Maybe if I'm lucky, he'll go to a store and buy me a heart-shaped Reese's peanut butter cup or some Ghiradelli dark chocolate mint filled squares. *hint hint*
Ugh...it's only 10:44a...why does it feel so much later?!? Today is going to drag by!!
Okay, well...here are some news articles and some amusement:
.:. Seriously...how dumb was this guy? Across the street? Plus, that's just disgusting, too...
.:. Aww, poor puppies...but yay for what they did...
.:. Amusement from Overheard in New York...
They'll Have Their Own Reality Series within a Week
Girl #1: Okay, let's go around the table and tell horrible hook-up stories.
Girl #2: Can anything top the time I woke up stark-naked in London after a night partying in New York?
Girl #3: No one can top that. Unless you consider the time I stole a guy's car in the middle of the night so I wouldn't have to do the walk of shame.
Girl #4: Don't forget the part where you wrecked it and went to jail...
-- Spice Market, 13th & 9th
And Relieve You of All Unwanted Currency
Sales clerk: Can I help you with anything?
Depressed girl: I just want to find the nearest window to jump out of.
Sales clerk: I can escort you to the highest point of the store.
-- Toys 'R' Us, 42nd St
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