Have You Learned Nothing from My Teachings?
Mom: Don't kick that box! It could have a bomb in it!
Four-year-old boy: Oh, great, Mom. Something else to worry about.
-- 58th & 2nd
The Buddha Was a Tough Kid to Raise
Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard]
Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself?
-- Union Square
Children are awesomely amusing...and duh, the quotes are from Overheard in New York...
And...my mommy isn't up yet...so I don't know if she and I are still going to the Whimsical Occasions wedding/bridal show... I'm assuming that we are though.
Mom: Don't kick that box! It could have a bomb in it!
Four-year-old boy: Oh, great, Mom. Something else to worry about.
-- 58th & 2nd
The Buddha Was a Tough Kid to Raise
Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard]
Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself?
-- Union Square
Children are awesomely amusing...and duh, the quotes are from Overheard in New York...
And...my mommy isn't up yet...so I don't know if she and I are still going to the Whimsical Occasions wedding/bridal show... I'm assuming that we are though.
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