we got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde comes on at 5 she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

These are just a few links to some news stories...

• this was on the news last night
• bad acronym for public transportation
• this is just sickening
• unfortunate repo men
• man reports missing coke, Boy Scout finds it
• airline sacrifices goat

Okay...I'm all done sending you to a bunch of random news articles...